Dear Frustrated Business Owner,
Here’s why you need to read this.
Right here in Perth, Western Australia before I spent 8 years becoming a geek. I found myself swearing, screaming and even sometimes kicking my computer!
Since then I have learnt “what works” and “what doesn’t work” and I can save you a lot of time and frustration.
I’m the guy who gets his hands dirty everyday repairing computers.
I’m also the guy who gets on google and reads up on new virus alerts, what the latest gadgets are and what’s going on in the computer world. Trust me when I say this! I know the fastest way to get your computer repaired.
Have you ever noticed that your computer crashes when you have a deadline and it causes you to stay later or take work home?
It Sucks! and I know you would prefer to enjoy “your time” or “family time”
If you want your computer repaired then what I am about to share with you below might be the most important letters you read today.
Having Computer Problems As We Speak?
PC is slow.
PC crashes.
Windows freezes.
Slow boot up.
Slow shutdown.
Slow loading programs.
Unable to run many programs.
PC restarts by itself.
These problems are just plain nasty and are usually a sign of your computer trying to tell you “IM GANNA BITE BACK”.
Have you ever been driving your car and suddenly you got that feeling of “something doesn’t feel right” and then wamo your car breaks down or you get a flat tire. Most of us have and it’s a scary feeling.
Well Just like the car you drive everyday that starts to wear and tear so does your computer, so why don’t people get their computers serviced? Duh we use the things about 10x more than we drive, it makes sense to make sure your computer is bug free right?
Sadly, Most people don’t do this and find themselves with serious computer problems instead of tackling the bug when it’s small.
Luckily I know you’re not like most people that’s why I am giving you the benefit of the doubt.
Okay I need to do something now to get rid of these damn bugs! I am waiting for your call. Dial 1300 790 771.
Do You Have Exclusive Access To The Green Bug?
I know I can’t be everyones hero, but I have decided to be yours. Be careful who you tell though because on the streets of Perth the Word Is Out!
And The Green Bug means business.
I don’t just want anyone as a customer. I want You as a customer because I know if you have read this far and your still going then you are as committed as me to seeing this relationship through.
So what does it take to be a qualified bug blaster?
Good question.
A Green Bug Computer Repairs Car.
An Exterminator Kit With Vaccine tools.
A Fun, Friendly Attitude.
How do I get exclusive access?
I might have good news or bad news for you….
The good news is, if you are a residential or small business owner I can start to put my bug proof vest on right now and go head on with your infested machine.
The bad news is, the longer you leave it the more bugs I have to blow up!
Pick up the phone and Dial 1300 790 771.
Reported BUG Testimonials
| “When the time came to replace my computer I was confident that the right PC could be bought, but I was really dreading the prospect of lost programs, documents and all of those other little things that it took me years to get just right. I took the plunge anyway.
As for the PC, the one you specified exceeded my expectations both in performance and in price. The real test was in getting all of the programs, the data and my peculiarities from the old PC to the new PC, and this couldn’t have gone better. In just a few hours we moved from “boat anchor to beast” and it was absolutely painless.” Regards .. Allan Fox This was one of the most promising companies that are emerging in Perth - Tom Watts This is another testimonial that goes into the box here, so booyah yeah my name is blah blah blah. - Garry Jones This is the last testimonial that I am going to include for this test form. - Steel Blue What are you waiting for? Snap out of it Man! Call 1300 790 771 |
The BIG Green Bug FINALE
Now I know you are a busy person and I also realize that you have far too much on your plate to worry about these petty computer problems.
So I drilled into my brain and asked myself “what could I give you that is unique, different and frankly outrageous.” and I came up with the “I take all the risk” motto.
Your probably wondering how on earth I can take all the risk away from you and put it on myself, right?
Well this is how.
Your going to give me your address and I am going to put your computers location into my gps, drive at a speed that even a bug would be shaking in it’s boots from and for the first 30 minutes of vaccination it’s free.
And here’s the punch line!
I don’t want you to pay me after I’ve repaired your computer.
If I haven’t repaired your bug infested machine within 30 minutes and there is a small fee, then I only want you to pay me a week later so that way you get a full week of using your bug free, problem free, superfast computer!
So your risk = 0 and my risk well that = Double, but hey that’s the price you pay when your the best.
Call Now on 1300 790 771
So you can get back to checking your email, playing games, chatting to family, viewing your photo albums and yes even browsing your facebook with effortless ease.
This Bug Blasting offer ends on the 29/5/09
Dean Barnard
The Green Bug
-Im The Vaccine To Your Machine!
The links below provide free information that I have put together for you to repair your machine. It’s simple, step by step, how to guides. If your still having problems then give me a call and I can start preparing my bug proof equipment.
Perth IT Support
Perth Computer Repair
Computer Repairs Perth